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SHOW INFORMATION
Friday Matinee & Evenings Performances
Meal is part of the Show
2 1/2 hour Cruise
Walk-ups welcome if space is available.
      
TICKET PRICE
Matinees $40.00   Evenings $45.00
Please Ask About Special Group & Tour Pricing
PRICES INCLUDE:  Meal (Stuffed Pork
Tenderloin ), show, coffee, tea,
all taxes and tips.  
The Altos
Like “The Sopranos” only Lower!
(Fridays, June 18 - September 3)

An interactive Comedy Mystery Spoof of the famous HBO series.  
Meet the family that inspired it all, the Altos.  It’s Tony’s funeral (or
is it?) and his wife, Toffee, has invited you to the wake.  Chris
wants you should check your weapons at the door (and if you don’t
have any, he’s got extras!) Uncle Senior has a rigged dice game
going, and Tony’s Ma is - well just nuts!  Tony’s shrink, Dr.
Malaise, is giving free analysis, and the Father isn’t sure what he’s
doing!  But one thing is for sure, almost no one seems sad that
Tony is gone, and they certainly don’t seem happy once it is
discovered that he is alive.  Be prepared to dodge bullets, laugh at
the songs, and see if you can figure out who put a contract out on
Tony!
Wisconsin River Cruises
PO Box 836
Rhinelander, WI 54501
(715) 369-7500
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